The stars impart their weekly dose of wisdom for you lost souls. BTSB’s astrologer would like to apologize for not having horoscopes up last week. He was layed up in a hospital bed with bruises on the brain. But, never fear, the Stars and him have sorted it out and everything is back to normal. Now, onto your futures for the week.

	Aries March 21 – April 19 There’s not a soul out there; no one to hear my prayer. Gimme, gimme, gimme, a man after midnight.
	Taurus April 20 - May 20 Close your eyes, give me your hand, darling. Do you feel my heart beating, do you understand? Do you feel the same, am I only dreaming? Is this burning an eternal flame?
	Gemini May 21 - June 21 It’s just another manic Monday. I wish it was Sunday, ’cause that’s my funday; my I don’t have to runday. It’s just another manic Monday.
	Cancer June 22 - July 23 Heal the world; make it a better place for you and for me and the entire human race.
	Leo July 24 - August 22 Oh, my love, my darling, I’ve hungered for your touch a long, lonely time; and time goes by so slowly and time can do so much. Are you still mine?
	Virgo August 23 – September 22 Turnaround, every now and then I get a little bit angry and I know I’ve got to get out and cry. Turnaround, Every now and then I get a little bit terrified but then I see the look in your eyes. Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart. Turnaround bright eyes, Every now and then I fall apart. And I need you now tonight. And I need you more than ever. And if you’ll only hold me tight, we’ll be holding on forever…
	Libra September 23 – October 23 Lets dance in style, lets dance for a while, heaven can wait were only watching the skies, hoping for the best but expecting the worst, are you going to drop the bomb or not? Let us die young or let us live forever. We don’t have the power but we never say never; sitting in a sandpit, life is a short trip, the music’s for the sad men.
	Scorpio October 24 – November 21 Loose, footloose, kick off your Sunday shoes; oowhee, Marie, shake it, shake it for me. Whoa, Milo, c’mon, c’mon let go, lose your blues.
	Sagittarius November 22 – December 21 I never meant 2 cause u any sorrow. I never meant 2 cause u any pain. I only wanted 2 one time see u laughing. I only wanted 2 see u laughing in the purple rain. Purple rain, purple rain.
	Capricorn December 22 – January 19 When I was young, I never needed anyone. And making love was just for fun. Those days are gone. Livin’ alone, I think of all the friends I’ve known. When I dial the telephone, nobody’s home. All by myself, don’t wanna be all by myself anymore.
	Aquarius January 20 – February 18 Every night in my dreams, I see you, I feel you. That is how I know you go on. Far across the distance and spaces between us, you have come to show you go on. Near, far, wherever you are, I believe that the heart does go on.
	Pisces February 19 – March 20 Its nine o’clock on a Saturday, the regular crowd shuffles in. There’s an old man sitting next to me, makin’ love to his tonic and gin. He says, “Son, can you play me a memory? I’m not really sure how it goes. But it’s sad and it’s sweet and I knew it complete when I wore a younger mans clothes.” La la la, de de da. La la, de de da da da.

[tags]horoscopes, november[/tags]