This is Sears Gorgon, coming out with a new update on the vile memoir that scientists say is the sole reason for the death of our youthful, rosy-cheeked queen.
“Anne’s eyes followed the people hurrying along the white marble stairs, eager to find their friends and acquaintances as it was important to mingle. But she was content as she was, observing. Then Olavi walked in.”
“I see pictures of happy people, videos filled with music, laughing and partying. And I don’t know how to feel. All of my friends are there. All of them are having fun. I’m not.”